Canned Meat

As disgusting as SPAM® is, this post is not about that mystery meat I've loathed my whole life, because quite frankly, SPAM® is old news. Old, disgusting, mashed up, unidentifiable news.

There is a new canned meat out there to make me puke in my mouth just a little...

Chicken In A Can.
A whole chicken, in a can, fully cooked.
Puke In My Mouth.

Sweet Sue, there is nothing good or home-stlye about your canned chicken. It looks like the robot from The Jetsons is giving birth to the thing from Alien.

People eat this.
Oh dear god.