iDump4u

This goes along with my manthefup.com rant on life...

http://idump4u.com/

Don't worry, it's not another twogirlsonecup scenario.
"iDUMP4U takes the messiness out of any breakup."

I'm not sure how hiring a company from the internet to dump your significant other for you REMOVES messiness from the equation, but with prices starting as cheap as $10 for a "Basic Breakup" I'm sure many of the world's idiots will be willing to find out.

What goes beyond the basic?
$25 For an Engagement Breakup
$50 for a Divorce Call

Seriously people?!

Oh, and get this, they record the phone call for you, so you can hear how it all went down. AND THEN, they post it on YouTube.